FAQ Snark: Writer Edition

There are certain questions that inevitably come up in every author interview every, so in this post, I thought I'd provide some alternate answers:

Where do you get your ideas?

  • Google.
  • Your diary.
  • Your mom.
  • I randomly throw darts at a dictionary and see what sticks. 

Why did you decide to self-publish?
  • The gnomes told me to.
  • Because J. K. Rowling has a restraining order against me, and I'm not allowed to come within 500 feet of anywhere her books are sold.
  • Google.

Can you put me in your next book?
  • Yes, but I'll have to kill you.
  • I don't know. Do you even lift?
  • Only if I can change your gender, age, and personality.

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  1. I might have to use the do you even lift one. :-)

    1. I'm not sure what I'd do if the answer was "yes" though.


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