Random Interview Saturday! Robin Merrill

The H. L. Burke Random Interview is not like other interviews. The questions are all over the place. They have no purpose. Their purpose is their lack of purpose.
There are nine questions because cats, but these nine questions are subject to change without notice, so the questions one person answers may not be the questions answered by the next author.

Today we sound the trumpet fanfare as an elaborate coach and four rolls up, depositing Robin Merrill at our doorstep.

Robin Merrill

The Interview

Your life is being made into a movie. Who plays you? Who plays your love interest? (or who plays your arch-enemy?)
 I am played by the lovely Alicia Coppola, and my love interest is played by Tahmoh Penikett (You're welcome Alicia!).
Sum up your life in five words and two punctuation marks.
Was lost. He found me.

What weather is your writing? A dark and stormy night? A sunshiny day?
My writing is a cold wind.

Your book is being made into a movie, who would you like directing it?
 Greg Nicotero 

Who is your fictional best friend and what activities do you choose to do together?
 My fictional best friend is Carol Peletier. She teaches me how to use various weapons and bake yummy casseroles using limited ingredients. 

Favorite flavor (of what? EVERYTHING!)?
Indian Pudding

If you could enter any fictional world, which would you choose?
Battlestar Galactica (reimagined)

Congratulations! You are now president of this blog post. What's your first executive order?
 Dark chocolate for everyone!

If this question were any question in the world, what question would you want it to be and how would you answer it?

What is your favorite book? (A tie between Watership Down and Shardik!)

Robin Merrill is the author of several books including Shelter and The Jesus Diet devotionals. Visit her at robinmerrill.com.