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Saturday, September 10, 2016

Random Interview Saturday! Parker J. Cole

DISCLAIMER
The H. L. Burke Random Interview is not like other interviews. The questions are all over the place. They have no purpose. Their purpose is their lack of purpose.
There are nine questions because cats, but these nine questions are subject to change without notice, so the questions one person answers may not be the questions answered by the next author.

DRUM ROLL! FLASH! BOOM!
It's Parker J. Cole!
Let her WOW us!

The Interview

What weather is your writing? A dark and stormy night? A sunshiny day?
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs

If you favorite historical era had an ice cream flavor made in its honor, what would it taste like?
Vanilla bean flavored with Mountain Dew and marshmallows

Write me some Vogon Poetry (for those not in the know, Vogon poetry is so awful you’ll want to rip your ears off and eat them. It’s considered a method of torture in many corners of the galaxy. So give us your worst).

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
Trees have sap

You're the next Disney princess. What fairy tale is your full length movie and how would you use your new ability to control woodland creatures?
The Little Mermaid and I would use my power of song to bring woodland creatures to their death under the sea.

What’s the most important lesson you ever learned from a cartoon?
Make sure you have lots of anvils to get rid of people.

We sometimes hear stories about lottery winners who still choose to man their tollbooths or drive their buses in spite of being able to afford to quit. What job (or jobs), to you, would be worth working even if you didn't need the financial pay?
Cooking and knitting

Can you simply walk into Mordor?
Can I take the bus ride to Mars?

If you could combine any two animals to make a hybrid, what would they be?
A Tiger and a humming bird.

If this question were any question in the world, what question would you want it to be and how would you answer it?
The question would be, "What part of forest did Hansel and Gretel get lost in?"

The answer would be: The part where the bread crumbs ended.


Parker J. Cole
Author of Dark Cherub, Many Strange Women, The Other Man, and the upcoming release Vengeful Vows
www.parkerjcole.com

Host of The Write Stuff and the Parker J Cole Show
www.blogtalkradio.com/pjcmedia
Show phone line: 646-668-8485
writestuffradio@gmail.com

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