Random Interview Saturday! Michael A. Blaylock

The H. L. Burke Random Interview is not like other interviews. The questions are all over the place. They have no purpose. Their purpose is their lack of purpose.
There are nine questions because cats, but these nine questions are subject to change without notice, so the questions one person answers may not be the questions answered by the next author.

Today's author lurks in the shadows, watching, waiting ... answering questions.

Michael A. Blaylock is a writer, gamer, film geek, anime lover, bibliophile, and armchair theologian living in Southern Idaho with his wife and son. He was the kid writing ten-page papers when the assignment was five. He learned to tone it down in college, but never forgot his love for capturing worlds in ink. 

The Interview

If you had to build a house without conventional materials, what unconventional materials would you use? (Gingerbread is inadvisable because it attracts snacking children)
I'd build the Willy Wonka chocolate palace from the newer movie. I live in Idaho, so that thing would never melt. Ever. 

Congratulations! You are now president of this blog post. What's your first executive order?
My first order as president of this blog post is to make all the font into Comic Sans. That's right, my first act as president is to start an internet war. 

If you could live inside a theme park ride, which would it be?
 I'd live inside the Batman at Six Flags. Because Batman. 

If you had to write only in one crayon color for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
Black. Like my soul. Hmm, actually that would be closer to blue-green.

What mythical creature do you most wish to be real?
Genies. Wish number 1: Make ALL mythical creatures real!

If you had to get stuck inside a television show, what would it be?
Batman. Because Batman. But only if I'm Batman. Otherwise, Downton Abbey. 

Rename yourself. Your new name can be silly, pretty, meaningful, whatever you want, but it CAN’T be your real name or penname, no matter how awesome that might be. Sorry.
I am Cyrano de Bergerac. Honestly, I draw a lot of inspiration from that character. That or Damocles. Is there any name more masculine than Damocles? 

If I were to invite you over, what snacks would you bring, keeping in mind that fruit and dried fruit are not snacks?
 Doritos, Reese's and Gummi Worms. Because what else do you need in life?

If this question were any question in the world, what question would you want it to be and how would you answer it?
What color is a mirror? The world may never know. 

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