Random Interview Saturday! Deanna Fugett


DISCLAIMER
The H. L. Burke Random Interview is not like other interviews. The questions are all over the place. They have no purpose. Their purpose is their lack of purpose.
There are nine questions because cats, but these nine questions are subject to change without notice, so the questions one person answers may not be the questions answered by the next author.
We open a book to read it. Our next author runs in, snatches it, shouts, "MY BOOK!" and sits there grinning at us and not giving us the dang book. (Dang it! I wanted to read that book!) ... Well, since she's here, let's ask her some questions. She's Deanna Fugett!!!
Deanna Fugett


Author Bio:


While Deanna Fugett isn’t writing or connecting with others via social media, she can be found dancing around the kitchen with her four kids. She has a dog named Westley, a cat named Buttercup, some rabbits, a rat, a parakeet, and some newly acquired chickens. She resides in the Denver area with her high-school-sweetheart-husband of fifteen years, who thinks they live on a farm. (They don’t.)
She secretly enjoys writing more than reading. (Author blasphemy!) Deanna has an endless TBR list, and has numerous books she’s started reading lying around the house, none of which she can find time to finish. (Four kids and constant chaos will do that to you.)
Deanna is off-the-wall excited about her debut novel coming out with Love2ReadLove2Write Publishing on July 18th 2017, a YA Dystopian novel called Ending Fear. It’s the first novel in the Gliding Lands series. She really hopes you will enjoy every second of it.



What's in the box? What box? How should I know!? You're the one standing there with an imaginary box!
The box contains a magical mystery ride that includes John Legend and Lindsay Stirling sitting on a piano, drinking cocktails and playing the violin simultaneously. 
Congratulations! You are now president of this blog post. What's your first executive order?
Kill all blog posts prior to this post so my post will be the only post available on Heidi's blog. *cue evil laughter*
Favorite flavor (of what? EVERYTHING!)?
Butter Toffee Cream with a touch of lemon pepper and a dash of paprika on top.
What method do you suggest for dealing with dragons?
I don't. Dragons are scary. *ducks before Heidi socks her in the face*
During an alien invasion, what would be your weapon of choice?
Will Smith.
You can time travel in an oddly specific way that only allows you to visit other authors. Where do you go and what do you do?
Oh my word. This question. 
This question is amazing because I would do so many things and see so many amazing people. My world would be complete. 
First stop, visit my bestie, Lucy Nel, in South Africa. Then conquer the rest of the authoring world.
Write me some Vogon Poetry (for those not in the know, Vogon poetry is so awful you’ll want to rip your ears off and eat them. It’s considered a method of torture in many corners of the galaxy. So give us your worst).
One little-known fact about me: I won second place in Chip McGregor's Bad Poetry contest a couple of years ago. I can rock the bad poetry.
Aaaaannnnddd.....I've got nothing.
Can you simply walk into Mordor?
No. You must always ride on the back of Frodo. This is the only way.
If you had to board yourself up in a store to wait out the apocalypse, what store would you choose?
One that was entertaining, pretty, had nice soft and comfy, ready-made beds, and lots of food. Maybe Bed, Bath and Beyond. Although, really not that much food there. Surely there's an employee lounge with some leftovers in the fridge?
If this question were any question in the world, what question would you want it to be and how would you answer it?
Q) Do you believe in Faeries?
A) "I do believe in faeries. I do! I do!"
And if you don't understand that reference then you have failed the universe. You must now find a Time Lord, set back the clock of time and try again. Try what, you might ask? Your life. Just do it again. This time, do it right.


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Comments

  1. I love the random questions and answers! *Grins at self for being nerdy enough to get the Vogon poetry reference* thanks for a great interview! Very intertaining!

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  2. Love it, Deanna! Such a fun interview :)

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  3. Thanks for having me on your blog, Heidi! I appreciate it. 😁

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