Random Interview Saturday! Keith D. Guernsey
The H. L. Burke Random Interview is not like other interviews. The questions are all over the place. They have no purpose. Their purpose is their lack of purpose.
There are nine questions because cats, but these nine questions are subject to change without notice, so the questions one person answers may not be the questions answered by the next author.
Our next author is Keith D. Guernsey!
|Keith D. Guernsey|
Mr. Keith D. Guernsey is retired after a forty year career in sales and sales management with several fortune 500 companies. He currently lives on Lake Lanier with his wife Susan and four-footed son Harley. Mr Guernsey spent a good portion of his youth playing sports, active in both football and hockey. In 1995 Keith was diagnosed with a life-threatening brain tumor (called an Acoustic Neuroma) and he underwent a ten hour operation at the world-renowned Brigham and Women's hospital where it was successfully removed. While recovering, he met and married Susan. Together they faced his next challenge. In 1997 his neuroma returned. He was to undergo yet another, more complex, operation which resulted in a complete cure, however side effects of this second more invasive procedure caused prolonged inactivity and led to severe weight gain of over 100 lbs. Today Mr. Guernsey is very proud of the fact that he has been able to overcome his physical challenges, losing over one hundred and thirty five pounds, and has found the time to write two successful books (“Confessions of a Beantown Sports Junkie and “Fathers and Sons-Sports and Life”). http://www.gainesvilletimes.com/archives/118140/
Do you consider yourself a cat person or a dog person?
Do you have a plan in case of a Grinch attack at any major holiday?
Yes, but it’s a closely guarded secret!
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
More than I could!
What weather is your writing? A dark and stormy night? A sunshiny day?
I know exercise is good for me, but it is not entertaining. What methods do you suggest for making workouts more fun?
Did you bring me anything?
What method do you suggest for dealing with dragons?
You are faced with a powerful being who wants to challenge you to a contest. If you win you get your heart's desire. If you lose, a terrible punishment, and you are contractually obligated to play. What sort of contest do you choose for it to be?
boxing match because I have experience in this area!
If this question were any question in the world, what question would you want it to be and how would you answer it?
I’m right where I want to be!