Random Interview Saturday! Lauren Craig


The H. L. Burke Random Interview is not like other interviews. The questions are all over the place. They have no purpose. Their purpose is their lack of purpose.

There are nine questions because cats, but these nine questions are subject to change without notice, so the questions one person answers may not be the questions answered by the next author.

Our next author rides in on a mini-cow. Never seen one of those before. Let's see if we can figure out where she got it. It's Lauren Craig! 
Lauren Craig

About the Author

 I'm 22, I'm from Georgia, I went to Clemson. I have one book, It's Always the Quiet Ones, that will hopefully be completely done and ready to publish by the time you publish this. I've been reading since before I can remember and have the continual problem of not enough shelf space.

The Interview

Do you have a plan in case of a Grinch attack at any major holiday?
Put a fire in the the fireplace. Then he can't get down the chimney.

I think I need a new pet. What should I get and why?
I don't know your allergies or your living space, but there are these adorable little fluffy cows that you should check out.

You have to trade places with one of your characters for a day. Which and why?
I'm gonna be boring and choose my protagonist. She's so much better with people. I could some of her mojo.

Describe your life (or writing) as a film genre.
Indie Romantic Comedy where I'm the sidekick.

If you had to write only in one crayon color for the rest of your life, what would you choose?
 Bittersweet Shimmer. A pretentious crayon is so ironic.

If you had to build a house without conventional materials, what unconventional materials would you use? (Gingerbread is inadvisable because it attracts snacking children)

You're the next Disney princess. What fairy tale is your full length movie and how would you use your new ability to control woodland creatures?
The Goose Girl. There is a wonderful series by Shannon Hale that's based on it. The animals would clean.

Sum up your life in five words and two punctuation marks.
I know what I'm doing??

If this question were any question in the world, what question would you want it to be and how would you answer it?
You asked this question in the last interview I read. If you had to board yourself up in a store to wait out the apocalypse, what store would you choose? The answer is easy. Costco. It's stocked to the brim with anything you might need and it requires a membership to get in.

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